Flower Show Awards & Bitch Slaps
Hello m' red carpet luvas, I know to do what we do, you gotta be able to take people heckling you over the garden wall, saying stuff like "eh, you've left your fog lights on your car", or "I saw I rat by the compost heap yesterday", deliberately distracting words such as "would you like some freshly baked chocolate beetroot cake". And you gotta be able to take it when people say you are crazy for talking to plants. In this business, you gotta have to be able to have people disrespecting you, saying the previous owners had the garden lawn looking all pristine and immaculate , and you gotta smile and you gotta pretend like its ok. Well this is a beautiful moment. *I just want to say thank you to all you lovely readers for wishing me luck and ....... [cue over riding exit music]..... *Large portions stolen from Will Smith's 2022 Oscar Speech Disclaimer: no real 'bitch slaps' were handed out in the making of this post. That's just s...